I’d just like to start by saying we were shafted with this gem. On the box it says ‘New Innovation’. That should have flagged up a big red ‘NO’. I mean innovation is, by definition, new. So this thing was never going to do what it said on the can. Or box. And what is it that it is supposed to do? Grate (or shred) things – cheese mostly but also nuts, vegetables – almost anything.
Well it looks okay. Lets see what happens when you try to grate some cheese…
Not good. Not good at all. But lets be fair. Maybe the batteries were no good. So I put some new batteries in and tried again. This time with carrot:
Only one way to describe this contraption – crap. But lets be clear – we didn’t get this through the mail after watching some crummy TV ad or something. We saw this thing being used at a Food Show back in the summer. This is what we saw this machine do:
What the chap demonstrating the ‘cheese mill’ didn’t mention obviously was that it took him 3 days to create this cheese mountain!