…I’d probably want this cat.
I don’t do pets really but if I had to be reincarnated it would be this moggy who is obviously not playing with a full deck.
On the subject of pets:
When I was a kid my sisters had rabbits. They lived in a run down the side of the house. One day my sisters’ friends knocked on the front door to walk to school. Mum answered the door and they said ‘Irene’ (for that is mum’s name) ‘There’s something wrong with your rabbits’ necks.
Mum went round the side of the house and found a bunch of decapitated rabbits. Our friendly neighbourhood foxes had done in the rabbits and made off with the heads. Why the heads? Do fox cubs like rabbit brains? Or did something more sinister happen? Hang on I’m just starting to realise it wasn’t foxes at all…