A plague is spreading through our suburban dream! It’s called Take-Away Plague. For the past three years we have collected (well I’ve collected, the Mrs thinks I’m round the twist) the take-away fliers that get posted through our letterbox. I’ve now got more than 500 of them:
500 leaflets selling Curries, Pizza, Kebabs, Chinese, Thai, Fried Chicken, Burgers – you name it, its all here. That works out at 3 a week. The best ones come through straight after Christmas. While I’m thinking salad and culinary abstinence, these temples of evil are trying to tell me that their low-fat mozzarella cheese pizzas are actually good for me!
The ironic thing is that the only place we ordered from, from all these fliers, has just closed due to lack of interest. Anyway it gives the recycling team at the local council something to do.