If I ever have need to visit the Doctor and my diet comes up as a topic I will omit this culinary nightmare from the conversation. Let sleeping dogs lie and so on. I mean all this portrait really needs is a cigarette in an ash tray, although I don’t smoke, well certainly not when I’m eating. And drinking white wine whilst eating a burger is probably the worst, the most uncultured, slovenly idea of all. However it (the wine that is) is less calorific than a Coke (It is right?)
This gorgeous yet evil temptress features:
- two steak burgers
- gerkins (sweet)
- American mustard
- a couple of slices of emmental cheese which goes soft when grilled but doesnt turn to oily goo like cheddar.
- a large floury bap
You will also need a large mouth. Good luck!