Doctor, I think I might have a problem

If I ever have need to visit the Doctor and my diet comes up as a topic I will omit this culinary nightmare from the conversation. Let sleeping dogs lie and so on. I mean all this portrait really needs is a cigarette in an ash tray, although I don’t smoke, well certainly not when I’m eating. And drinking white wine whilst eating a burger is probably the worst, the most uncultured, slovenly idea of all. However it (the wine that is) is less calorific than a Coke (It is right?)

This gorgeous yet evil temptress features:

  • two steak burgers
  • gerkins (sweet)
  • ketchup
  • American mustard
  • a couple of slices of emmental cheese which goes soft when grilled but doesnt turn to oily goo like cheddar.
  • a large floury bap

You will also need a large mouth. Good luck!

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