I don’t often do this but I feel the need to share my Monday morning.
They look nice and smiley but they’re evil really
Spent 10 minutes stuck behind TWO dustbin lorries on my local rat run trying to drive out of my town to get to the local garage to get a brake bulb replaced on my Audi. All the while I’m wondering whether it would have been quicker just getting on the main road.
Then spent 53 mins waiting while someone put a brake bulb in my car.
Computers says…give us your cash you mug
You can try doing it yourself – its one of three things the manual says you can do yourself – but it says ‘You will need a degree of practical skill’ – well what the hell does that mean? Try it, break it and we can charge you even more?
Why 53 minutes anyway? Then the guy says – after grabbing £30 off me for the pleasure – you need new rear brake pads – £190. I said ‘go dig a hole and bury yourself in it’ (In my head I did). Then I booked it in for December.
Then took an hour to get to work because there are two new sets of traffic-lighted roadworks on the way to work. They weren’t there on Friday. But they are now.
Can you see the work going on in the roadworks? Me neither.
Then I get in and eat my chicken bap so fast I nearly choke.
How can you copyright a picture like this? Its a bloody bap!
And there is no milk. But actually the crappy instant coffee tastes better without it.
And to top it all I’ve got work to do.
Does that sound like the kind of Monday morning anyone actually deserves? Maybe President Assad.